Food Chains

I was perusing the internet and I found this comment while looking to see if one of my blog posts was showing up on google. Its a question sent in to a website. Its very funny. 

Dear Doc,
I’m a good-looking, intelligent guy with a great body that I enjoy flaunting at the gym. Needless to say, I enjoy receiving attention and compliments from women without exerting any effort.
What irks me, however, is that I sometimes see couples at the gym in which the women are babes and the guys are “doughboys.” I love the challenge of diverting these particular women’s attention away from their doughboys.
So why would a great-looking woman date a lumpy guy with no class or obvious sex appeal? Is she insecure? Or is she intimidated by male beauty and therefore plays it safe? Why would a woman who takes care of herself want to risk having dumpy-looking kids?
Sometimes I flirt with such women while their men are elsewhere, but I always start to feel sorry for the guys when that happens. One time, a woman even necked with me on an airplane for two hours, and then, upon arrival, introduced me to her husband.
I would certainly consider pursuing such a woman from an attraction standpoint, but if she has the capacity to be disloyal like that, then I would rather not bother.

Bart 

I find this so damn funny. So seriously, even if this guy is the best looking guy in the world, who would want him! Unfortunately, most of the comments that were received were from guys saying that if he hit on THEIR girlfriend he would get a beat down. So in order to avoid these ’she’s my possession’ comments I thought we could start laughing at these comments from a new perspective. I just find it incredibly hard to believe that someone could not only think this but actually believe it. For some weird reason it actually makes me feel better about myself.